First of all, I personally find hands free butt washing quite queer because eventually, you still have to use your hands somewhere in the process. I remember the first time I saw a toilet bowl that sprays water up your buns to clean up whatever dirt you passed and gawked at the idea. The water was too cold and ticklish and it left my buns wet all over. So I need to grab a couple of tissue sheets and wipe it off. Kudos to hands free. But as innovation continues, so does toilet bowls. Now, you can get a toilet bowl that cleans you up after your business completely hands-free. Completely.

The Kohler C3 200 Edition is the latest in toilet seat technology. It actually takes the definition of hands-free and comfortable to a whole new level. To start off, the toilet seat has three set temperatures so you need not sit on cold plastic. Secondly, the water that splashes your buns to clean it up has its own heater, too, so you can be guaranteed that you won't be surprised by a sudden chill due to ice cold water. After some deep action water spraying, your buns will be dried up by warm air.

All those functions are controlled by a remote control, which makes it easier for you to manipulate your toilet seat's actions. Interestingly, the remote control and the actions actually won't function if the toilet seat does not detect anyone sitting on the bowl. However, make sure your kid does not play with it while you are doing your deed. You don't want the water and the dump to meet halfway in mid air, I bet.

Retails at $1,669.70.

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